President Bush is expected to visit the devastated California fire area today and say something stupid and inappropriate.
On emergency 24-hour stand-by are:
- Jon Stewart and the Daily Show
- The Colbert Report
- Raw Story
- Winter Patriot
- Brad Blog
- Crooks & Liars
- AmericaBlog
- Huffington Post
- You Tube
- What Really Happened
- NYTimes
- Washington Post
- Code Pink
- Bob Greenwald
- Media Matters
- Amy Goodman and Democracy NOW!
- The INN Report
- Free Speech TV
- LINK-TV
- The Democrats
- Think Progress
- Countdown w/Keith Olbermann
- George Carlin
- Air America Radio
- PBS
- Saturday Night Live
- Bill Maher
- MoveOn.org
- The Onion
- Big Dan's Big Blog
Possibilities are that Bush will:
- Dance the Macarena and say he used to drink there in college.
- Mispronounce "California".
- Say the wrong state.
- Call the governor of California "Schwaschtigigger".
- Refer to "Iraq" as "Iran."
- Blame the fires on Iran leader Ahmadinejhad.
- Blame the fires on "the terrists."
