Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Get LifeLock...or the Terrorists Are Gonna Git Cha!!!

If you were a company that sold something that relied on fear, where would you advertise? You'd advertise on radio programs that promote fear like: Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Paul Harvey. Paul Harvey is an old "Rush-Lite", in case you haven't realized it.

Todd Davis, the CEO of LifeLock, gives out his social security number on a LifeLock commercial on the radio. It's case you want to steal something and charge it to him. I'm waiting for either someone to successfully do that (we'll never hear about it, or LifeLock is sunk) or someone to sue him for entrapment by advertizing his SS# on the radio. I think it's bordering on illegal, if you ask me.

He's smart, because he advertizes on the most on fear-mongering radio shows like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Paul Harvey. On LifeLock's website, they have testimonies from "regular guys" with Navy hats on, etc...throwing around phrases like "protect your family", "thieves", "organized crime". Why no "terrorists"??? I'm waiting for that!

How about, "Terrorists were trying to charge something on my credit card at Toys-R-Us and........."

Paul Harvey, that kindly old self-proclaimed "most honest man in America is "Rush-Lite" mixed in with 50% pimping products such as LifeLock...making his pitches appear to be part of his "Page 2" news nonsense. He runs right into ads like they're news. "Page 3...Joe Shmoe had his social security number stolen...but he had LifeLock..."

Call me crazy, but everyone I know who ever had their credit card stolen, got their money back. I'm assuming there's some law addressing this. In fact, it just happened to my daughter's boyfriend, and he got all his money back...and he didn't have LifeLock!

Be afraid someone's going to steal your identity...Boo! Listen to Rush, Hannity, and Paul Harvey. They set 'em up (with fear), and LifeLock knocks 'em down!!! It's a match made in heaven!

...and now you know the rest of the story!
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