Showing posts with label Jeb 'n Jeb. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jeb 'n Jeb. Show all posts

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Rush Limbaugh Torpedo's Dan Meuser in Pa. 10th

Don't fergit ta buy yer "Operation Chaos" stuff from $285-millionaire oxycontin-poppin' Rush Limburr!!!


Rush Limbaugh's "Operation Chaos", which urged Republican voters to switch their registration to Democrat so they could vote in Hillary Clinton, has caused Republican Dan Meuser to lose to Republican Chris Hackett in an (until now) unexplainable loss in the Republican primary for Pennsylvania's 10th District. News is coming in, that all these unexplained Republican losses across Pennsylvania can be attributed to Limbaugh's "Operation Chaos".

Operation Chaos Republican voters showed up to polls in the 10th district and did what they were told by their leader Rush Limbaugh, and voted for Hillary Clinton. THEN...when they went to vote for Republican Dan Meuser, they realized that when they switched registration, they weren't allowed to vote in the Republican primary, which was really more important to them and is really what they wanted to do.

It was noted, that there was a direct correlation between the number of unforeseen Republican losses and Hillary Clinton's victory, turning the Republican Party of Pennsylvania into...CHAOS! The Republican Party of Pennsylvania states that blame can be solely placed upon the shoulders of Rush Limbaugh for these unpredicted outcomes of Republican races across the state. And blame can also be placed with the stupid "Operation Chaos" particpant voters.


Right: two "Dittohead" Operation Chaos Republican voters, brothers Jeb 'n Jeb Babaweenie.

Jeb: Howz cum we coudun't vote fer Don Muzik??? Rush Limburr left out duh part dat we coodun't vote fer Don Muzik!!!

The Other Jeb: Yeah! He dun went 'n not told us dat...'n stuff...we iz mad! Me 'n Jeb went 'n jest voted fer Hillry 'n we hate her!


(Of course, Rush Limbaugh may have orders to make all this shit up, to explain the mass exodus of Republican voters to the Democratic Party, though!)

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The Hicks Only Heard The $250 Part Of Bush's Economic "Stimulus" Plan (Updated! Bush: Families of Four making under $24,900 get NOTHING!)



Jeb 'n Jeb: "Where's my $250 ?????????????"

Read the fine print! As usual!

You should've known that the $250 "bone" he'd throw you, comes much greater benefits for the "haves" than the "have not"'s:

● Permanent partial expensing of business investment

● Permanent elimination of the corporate alternative minimum tax

● Changes in the rules applying to carrying back losses

● Acceleration of the tax reductions for higher-income households

● YOUR "bone" to ram through what he really wants: A temporary (your part is the "temporary" part) household tax rebate aimed at lower- and moderate-income workers ($250...you know, just like when he cut the rich's taxes and you got your $10 rebate? "Where's my $10???). Like all of Bush's "proposals", the first question you must ask yourself, is, "What is he really trying to do?" ......see the Iraq War, DOJ scandals, Iran speedboat incident, PNAC, 9/11, the missing $3.2 trillion from the Pentagon, Sibel Edmonds, e-vote machines, Valerie Plame, Shock Doctrine, 10 steps to fascism, Katrina, etc..... And of course, the corporate-controlled mainstream media and the Democrats also help out, as usual, by only telling you about the $250 part, too!

● Update! Bush doesn't want to give families of four making under $24,900 anything!!! (Chuck Schumer trying to look good after approving AG Mukasey)

Brookings Institute evaluates President Bush's new proposals for stimulating the economy via tax cuts. We evaluate the proposals relative to a series of principles for effective stimulus proposals that we developed in earlier work.

Bush's Voodoo Stimulus Package: $250 "freebie" for every taxpayer. In the next couple of weeks, George Bush will prove that the last 30 years of supply side, free market economics was nothing more than a overripe pile of horse manure. In fact, right now, the B-52s are being loaded with pallets-full of freshly-minted hundred dollar bills which will be air-dropped “from sea to shining sea” as soon as King George gives the nod.


The Bush Tax cuts for the rich, made easy!!!

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Michelle Malkin Lays A Big Fat Fart...Again!

Michelle Malkin, the rightwing "writer" who writes like a 2nd-grader, is deperately trying to start hate stories that aren't working for her lately. The racist Malkin's latest Muslim hate-o-rama story she's deperately trying to float has ended with a big, fat fart...as usual. Trying to whip her fellow racist idiots readers (like Jeb 'n Jeb) into another anti-Muslim frenzy, she's following the huge (ahem) story of the Muslims protesting the teacher in the Sudan who allowed a classroom teddy bear be named "Mohammed." She's concerned with what they're naming "teddy bears" in the Sudan...not the genocide.

To bad that nothing is going to happen to the teacher! OOPS! Sorry! No story again for you, asshole!

Her latest "update" on the story is that there is a pardon in the works. Her latest update should be: "I STINK!" I know you were hoping the teacher was executed or at least got lashes, so you'd have a story! Why don't you do a redux on Fallwell's evangelicals picketting the purple telletubby?



Recently, Dittohead brothers Jeb 'n Jeb Babaweenee (photo on right) who are Michelle Malkin fans, as well as Rush Limbaugh fans, discovered that Malkin is, according to them, a "gook".

Jeb 'n Jeb were recently interviewed by this blogger on their shocking discovery:

Jeb: "We wuz on Mushell Stalin's website, and we wuz wonderin' what she looked like. We luv her becuz she's fer duh troops and aginst duh terrists 'n Hitler 'n stuff."

The Other Jeb: "Yeah! Hitler 'n duh Demmycrats 'n stuff! But we ain't never seen a pitcher of her, me 'n Jeb wuz wonderin' if she's hot 'n stuff! Maybe we could go on uh date 'n stuff wit hur...'n Jeb? Hur name's not Muchell Stalin, it's Mushell Stalkin'........BAA....DUH.....WAY! Den we seez a pitcher of her 'n she's a GOOK!"

Jeb: "Yeah! Me 'n Jeb don't take too kindly ta GOOKS! We ain't expectin' dat becuz we hate everythin she hates: Muzzlums, nigger-o's, 'n stuff, 'n soze we thunk GOOKS, too!"

The Other Jeb: "Yeah! 'n den we seez she's one uh dem slanty-eyes GOOKS! Wazzup w/dat???"

Jeb: "Yeah! We wuz thunkin' maybe sheez Rong about everytin' else, too! No wunder she had a pencul on her homepage instead uh hur pitcher! She don't want no one knowin' she's a GOOK!"

The Other Jeb: "I tink McGyver called her a GOOK, too!" (Jeb punches the other Jeb in the head)

Jeb: "Ya ain't yoozin' yur brain! Dat wuz John McCann who called her uh GOOK!" (the other Jeb punches Jeb in the stomach)

The Other Jeb: "Ya gots ta quit punchin' me in duh head! I'z gettin' mixed up lately! 'n dizzy 'n stuff frum yooze punchin' me in duh haid! Wut wuz we talkin' about?"

Jeb: "I dunno! Muh stomach hurts..."

(bd: Note! Michelle Malkin is proof that Nazi Media grooms/finances "writers". She is such an immature, childish, LOUSY, stinky, sucky writer, someone "behind the scenes" in the billionaire's Nazi Media has got to be financing her! She should NOT have a job as a writer, and they are DESPERATE to "groom" new Nazi Media writers. She SUCKS as a writer! Cannot speak! And is totally EMBARRASSING! Further proof that the billionaire's Nazi Media is behind pushing inept idiots like her, is the fact that she actually gets on TV! She definitely doesn't merit this based on her ability, that's for sure! So, who's putting this asshole on TV? I'm a better writer than her! And I'm just fucking around on a free website just for fun! And I'm not a writer!)

Monday, November 12, 2007

Gas Is At An All-Time Record High $3.19 In NEPA

I just filled my tank with gas and I looked up and it was $3.19...THE ALL TIME HIGH!!! I'm spending over $50+ for a tank of gas in my car! I won't have any money for Christmas presents!

Will they do the strategy, where they really want it @ $4/gallon, so they make it go to $4.50 and back it down to $3.99, so we all say to each other at work, like the retards we are, "Hey! Gas went down to $3.99! Isn't that great???"

How come people aren't rioting in the streets? Is this on ANBCBSNNX??? I thought after the war excuses WMD's, Sadaam-Al Qaeda links, and/or bringing them democracy, the reason was to keep down gas prices!!! What do the Dittohead brothers Jeb 'n Jeb Babaweenee think about this???

Jeb I: "Jeb 'n me iz fer duh gas, but duh soljeers ur fightin' fur duh gas. Rush Limbarr sez Bush got duh gas prices down when dey wuz down...but now duh terrists ur bringin' up duh gas prices...'n duh Demmycrats 'n stuff. Duh prezdint has nuttin' ta do wit gas prices when dey go up...only when dey go down...dat's wut Rush sez..."

The Other Jeb: "Yeah! Duh Demmycritters & duh terrists ur bringin' up duh gas prices, after Bush had 'em down low! Me 'n Jeb iz fer duh gas... but aginst duh gas prices."

Jeb I: "Yeah! But duh troops ur gittin' duh Demmycrats 'n Hitler in Iraq 'n der tryin' tuh git duh gas prices lower fer me 'n Jeb...'n stuff...so'z we could buy Christmas prezdints 'n stuff... Billy Riley sez duh Demmycrats 'n Hitler ur fer Christmas!"

The Other Jeb: (punches Jeb in the head) "Ya jist said Hitler iz fer Christmas! Ya ain't makin' no sense! Hitler iz aginst Christmas!"

Jeb: (punches back The Other Jeb in the head) "Quit punchin' me in duh hayed!!! Ah'm gittin' mixed up!"

The Other Jeb: "Me 'n Jeb don't take too kindly tuh high gas prices...'n stuff...'n Sham Hammity sez too, dat duh gas prices ur fur duh terrists...'n stuff...'n Mushell Stalkin' sez it...'n stuff...

Friday, November 2, 2007

Dittohead Brothers Jeb 'n Jeb: "Hallyween Iz Fer Duh Terrists"



Dittohead brothers Jeb and Jeb Babaweenie are angry about Halloween after watching FOX News personalities Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly slam the holiday.

Jeb: "Hallyween Iz Fer Duh Terrists! Dats wut Hammity said! I wuz all happy 'n dat, when duh World Instruction Towers fell down in Hallywood. Den I found out Hitler dun it, and me an Jeb wuz MAD!!! Now Hitler'z selluhbratin' Hallyween! It's fer duh terrists!"

The other Jeb: "Yeah! Me and Jeb don't take kindly ta Hitler knockin' down buildin's in Ummerica, even if it iz in Hallywood! Me and Jeb arnt fer Hallyween ether. Durz witchs 'n libruls 'n doze urnge pukkins dressin' around doin' stuff! RAsslin' around 'n stuff! Knockin' down buildin's 'n stuff."

Jeb: "Yeah! Sham Hammity sez Hallyween iz fer duh libruls! And Hitler's fer duh libruls...'n stuff..."