Thursday, April 24, 2008

Rush Limbaugh Torpedo's Dan Meuser in Pa. 10th

Don't fergit ta buy yer "Operation Chaos" stuff from $285-millionaire oxycontin-poppin' Rush Limburr!!!

Rush Limbaugh's "Operation Chaos", which urged Republican voters to switch their registration to Democrat so they could vote in Hillary Clinton, has caused Republican Dan Meuser to lose to Republican Chris Hackett in an (until now) unexplainable loss in the Republican primary for Pennsylvania's 10th District. News is coming in, that all these unexplained Republican losses across Pennsylvania can be attributed to Limbaugh's "Operation Chaos".

Operation Chaos Republican voters showed up to polls in the 10th district and did what they were told by their leader Rush Limbaugh, and voted for Hillary Clinton. THEN...when they went to vote for Republican Dan Meuser, they realized that when they switched registration, they weren't allowed to vote in the Republican primary, which was really more important to them and is really what they wanted to do.

It was noted, that there was a direct correlation between the number of unforeseen Republican losses and Hillary Clinton's victory, turning the Republican Party of Pennsylvania into...CHAOS! The Republican Party of Pennsylvania states that blame can be solely placed upon the shoulders of Rush Limbaugh for these unpredicted outcomes of Republican races across the state. And blame can also be placed with the stupid "Operation Chaos" particpant voters.

Right: two "Dittohead" Operation Chaos Republican voters, brothers Jeb 'n Jeb Babaweenie.

Jeb: Howz cum we coudun't vote fer Don Muzik??? Rush Limburr left out duh part dat we coodun't vote fer Don Muzik!!!

The Other Jeb: Yeah! He dun went 'n not told us dat...'n stuff...we iz mad! Me 'n Jeb went 'n jest voted fer Hillry 'n we hate her!

(Of course, Rush Limbaugh may have orders to make all this shit up, to explain the mass exodus of Republican voters to the Democratic Party, though!)
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