Wednesday, April 9, 2008

General Petraeus Inks Deal With Subway Subs

"Mr. Speaker, the Iraq War is 'this big'..................."

Because of General Petraeus's now-famous picture of him holding his hands apart during his Iraq War testimony in front of congress, Subway subs has inked Petraeus to a lucrative deal for their recent "Foot Long For Five Dollars" ad campaign.

Jared from Subway subs: "I'm looking forward to a 'surge' in our sales of Subway foot long subs."

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