Saturday, October 6, 2007

Bug Spray Giant "OFF!" Rushes Emergency Commercial During Yankees/Indians Game

After seeing a swarm of millions of "midges" attack the players and umpires during last night's Yankees/Indians playoff game, the bug spray giant "OFF!" rushed an emergency commercial on the air during the first commercial break.
"OFF!" flew in retired baseball legend Cal Ripken to the studios on their corporate jet, and reeled off a commercial which featured Cal Ripken at a high school reunion, and one of his former classmates says, "So, Cal, what have you been doing since you're retired?" Cal replies: "Well, I'll tell you what I HAVEN'T been doing; I HAVEN'T been getting swarmed by MIDGES...since I've been using 'OFF!' brand bug spray!"

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