Here's the new Burger King commercial, where they tell people they stopped making the whopper, and, according to them, people "freaked":
Some of the outtakes they're not showing you:
Outtake 1:
BK Cashier: We stopped selling the whopper.
Customer: Thank God! Now I don't have to sue you for clogging my arteries!
Outtake 2:
BK Cashier: We stopped selling the whopper.
Customer: I don't want a whopper.
BK Cashier: Aren't you "freaked" that we stopped selling the whopper?
Customer: No. Can I have my Diet Coke, please? That's all I want, and could you please stop telling me about the Whopper??? This is getting really creepy! I didn't order a Whopper!
Outtake 3: (drive thru window)
BK Cashier: We stopped selling the whopper.
Little Old Lady: I came to pick up my prescription, is this the Rite Aid drive thru window???
Outtake 4:
BK Cashier: We stopped selling the whopper.
(Customer pulls out automatic rifle and shoots every living person in the Burger King. Police embark on high speed chase on Route 81, ending in even more loss of life).
The "Burger King" does the "Safety Dance":
