"Mr. Speaker, the Iraq War is 'this big'..................."
Because of General Petraeus's now-famous picture of him holding his hands apart during his Iraq War testimony in front of congress, Subway subs has inked Petraeus to a lucrative deal for their recent "Foot Long For Five Dollars" ad campaign.

Jared from Subway subs: "I'm looking forward to a 'surge' in our sales of Subway foot long subs."