You can't have a worse resume than this, if the first line of your resume says:
Name: Omar Osama Bin Laden
Interviewer: (extends hand to shake) Hi! You're name is...........
Omar Osama Bin Laden: OMAR.
Interviewer: OK, Omar! Let me see your resume. Hmmmm...... OMAR Osama Bin Laden. You want to be an "activist" is says here. Don't take this the wrong way, but are you related to Osama Bin Laden?
Omar Osama Bin Laden: Yes, he's my father...but I want this job on my own merits!
BD: The only other resume I can recall that could've been worse, Hitler's secretary recently died:
Previous Experience: Hitler's Secretary 1943-1945
