Monday, February 11, 2008

Yeee-Haw!!! A Good 'Ole Trans-Texas Cornholin'!!!


(Texans pondering on whether to "keep votin' Republican")

Yeee-Haw!!!

Bush-backin', horn-swogglin', red-state Texas conservatives got it right up the NAFTA Superhighway from "DUBYA", their fellow "Texan" George W. Bush, with the Trans-Texas Corridor (TTC) or NAFTA Superhighway"!

Yeee-Haw!!!

Good 'ole G.Dubya iz gonna have those Mexicans you hate so much, rumblin' through your state! Not only do you hate them, but they're lousy drivers! And they don't even have driver's licenses! Or insurance! And they're gittin' paid 74cents an hour! And they're takin' yer jobs! And they'll be smugglin' illegal aliens in those trucks, you can bet your bottom dollar!

Yeee-Haw!!!

And a Spanish company Cintra was behind the planning phase of the highway...Texans love Spanish companies carving up their state! As much as they love illegal immigrants!

Yeee-Haw!!!

And you can thank fellow Texan and brush-clearer George W. Bush! Who sold you down the road! More specifically, sold you down the Trans-Texas Corridor/NAFTA Superhighway!

Yeee-Haw!!!

It's going to allow cheap Chinese goods to be shipped directly to the U.S. and Canada from non-unionized Mexican ports, bypassing U.S. ports on the west coast.

Yeee-Haw!!!

Good 'ole GW said to the residents of his old state, which he better not dare return to after leaving office, "Turn around, bend over, and I'm gonna pretend I'm a lousy Mexican truck driver (or a Middle-Eastern truck driver) with no license and no insurance, drivin' up the Trans-Texas Corridor!

Yeee-Haw!!!

......and HEY "Tex", while Dubya is givin' it to ya, "you can leave your hat on":



Before ol' G.Dubya was a brush-clearin' Texan, he was a Yale cheerleader!



But don't worry! You can vote for John "Straight Talk Express" McCain! He'll stop the Trans-Texas Corridor/NAFTA Superhighway, as you can see in this picture:

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