Saturday, February 28, 2009

Oh! Those Republicans!

The GOP is lead by a plumber who's not a plumber, a rightwing talk radio show host, and a 13 year old kid. The Republicans all know how to say the definition of "conservatism", but they don't live it. Know the difference. Spouting off the definition of "conservatism" is good for a round of applause.

13 year old Jonathan Krohn lectures at CPAC on why we should not use contraception. But schmeeriously folks, he says: "Let me tell you why I wrote this book". I think he should be playing baseball, not writing books about conservatism, but that's just me. I call this exploiting kids for political purposes. And there's nothing worse than a patronizing, condescending, political 13 year old kid. If you're reading his book, YOU are an IDIOT!!!

Rick Santorum at CPAC Hatefest 2009: "Absolutely! We hope Obama FAILS!!!"

Fat, bald, lying, drug addict, 1/2 billionaire, gay (not that there's anything wrong with being gay) guy wraps things up at CPAC.

Today at CPAC, Rush Limbaugh was supposed to deliver a 20-minute speech. It ended up lasting for 1 1/2 hours, before a right-wing audience that greeted him like a hero. Rush again defended his controversial comments that he hopes President Obama fails, saying they were “common sense.”

CPAC audience cheers: ‘The only way we will be successful is if we listen to Rush Limbaugh.’

Former UN Ambassador John Bolton believes the security of the United States is at dire risk under the Obama administration. And before a gathering of conservatives in Washington on Thursday morning, he suggested, as something of a joke, that President Barack Obama might learn a needed lesson if Chicago were destroyed by a nuclear bomb.

John Bolton at CPAC: The Benefits of Nuking Chicago

Bachmann/Plumber Overdrive @ CPAC:

Hatemongering, racist, anti-gay, anti-middleclass, anti-poor, anti-women's rights, anti-children's health care GOOKster Michelle Malkin: I hope Obama fails.

Republican Ratfucker Dead-Enders

In a land gripped by growing madness the dead-enders of the fascist Republican party become more angry, irrational and outright seditious with each passing day. The latest outrage this week is the ugly public tantrums of several Republican governors who are shamelessly and publicly balking at accepting funds for some programs from the diluted economic stimulus package that was signed into law last week by President Barack Obama. It is once again political party before country for these miscreant thugs, the whores of the oligarchy and their religion of tax cuts for the wealthy, an endless fountain of corporate welfare and a dumbed-down and desperate populace that is more easily controlled.

Soylent Red, White and Blue

On Day 1 of the Coleman/Franken U.S. Senate election contest in Minnesota, the Coleman team was busted doctoring evidence.

Bobby Jindal "made up" the story in the Republican response to Obama's speech the other night. IE: He LIED!!! Mr. Rogers never lied!

Remember that story Bobby Jindal told in his big speech Tuesday night -- about how during Katrina, he stood shoulder-to-shoulder with a local sheriff who was battling government red tape to try to rescue stranded victims?

Turns out it wasn't actually, you know, true.

Here's Jindal's LIE, NOT to be pointed out on TV, newspapers, and radio - which has been statistically PROVEN to favor Republicans, although Republican groups have done a great job brainwashing everyone that the media is "liberal":

Jindal Admits Katrina Story Was False

Draft College Republicans!!! (2007) Max Blumenthal's Generation Chickenhawk: The Unauthorized College Republican Convention Tour

Republicans most hated villain, Robin Hood - he takes from the rich and gives to the poor!

No wonder Republicans and their pundits hate Robin Hood! Robin Hood robs from the rich and gives to the poor, AND he wears TIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!

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