Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Divine Intervention: Jesus helped Tim Tebow and the Christian Denver Broncos beat the Pittsburgh Steelers because they're Muslims

Jesus stepped in to help Tim Tebow beat his most hated enemy: the Muslims

Hi, I'm a DITTOHEAD and I agree with everything Rush Limbaugh says. Like when he says that everyone's against the Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow because he outwardly shows his Christianity. The liberal drive by media hates when Tebow does that.

But why would Jesus help Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos?

The Pittsburgh Steelers must be MUSLIMS - Jesus most hated enemy - and Jesus intervened to let the lousy Denver Broncos beat them. How else can a team with an 8-8 record and a lousy quarterback even make the playoffs, let alone beat the legendary and superior Pittsburgh Steelers who were 12-4?

First of all, Jesus had to have put the Denver Broncos in the only possible division where an 8-8 record could win the division: the division with the Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers, and Oakland Raiders, who all stink.

And how can an 8-8 team with a lousy quarterback who does not possess NFL quarterback skills and shouldn't be in the playoffs beat the Pittsburgh Steelers and their #1 ranked defense without the help of Jesus?

But Jesus didn't help Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos just because Tebow outwardly shows his Christianity. Jesus also helped them because the Pittsburgh Steelers are MUSLIMS!

Look at this guy on the Steelers, he has to be a Muslim (someone told me they think his name is Muhammed Abdul Ali Jabbar):

Look at his hair: MUSLIM! Look at his dark skin: MUSLIM! And don't the Steelers helmets look like TURBANS, when you really think about it?

And as if I need FURTHER proof, look at what Jesus' skin color is: the same color as Tim Tebow...WHITE!!!

And look who else has the same color skin as Jesus: Rush Limbaugh!!! Coincidence? I think not:

Divine Intervention: the game finished tied so Jesus intervened with the referees to make the Denver Broncos win the coin flip for overtime, so he could have TIM TEBOW instantly on the first play throw a miraculous 80 yard touchdown pass. But look closely at the 8 second mark of this video below. The Pittsburgh Muslims...OOPS! I mean the Pittsburgh Steelers player #24 is about to make an easy tackle of the Denver Broncos receiver when you see his arms flail up in the air...as if an "invisble blocker" is blocking him. THAT'S JESUS!!! Jesus blocked #24 of the Steelers! It's like the time he was on my white toast! Watch:

Move over IMMACULATE RECEPTION, and make room for IMMACULATE RECEPTION II !!! (note: the Steelers must not have been Muslims back then, because they won that game)

And Jesus' divine intervention did not stop when the Denver Broncos scored the miraculous game winning touchdown in overtime (via Jesus' block of #24 of the Steelers), because, miraculously once again, Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos next opponent in the playoffs is none other than the New England Patriots - the team that made fun of Tebow in this Saturday Night Live skit. Vengeance is mine, sayeth the lord:

And if you think it's IRONIC that the Patriots are playing the Broncos this week, the Packers are playing the Giants this week and who can forget the 2008 controversy when the POPE questioned some calls by the referees and if Brett Favre's heart was in the game, when Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers lost to Eli Manning and the New York Giants:

Jan 2008: Pope Questions Packers Loss To Giants

Jesus makes HALO appear over Denver Broncos stadium, as a sign for Tim Tebow:

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