Friday, July 6, 2012

ROMNEYCARE: CALL 1-800-FLIP-FLOP (SEARCH: ROMNEY + FLIP-FLOP)

INFOMERCIAL: GET ON THE PHONE AND DIAL 1-800-FLIPFLOP AND ORDER "BEST OF ROMNEY HEALTH CARE FLIP-FLOPS", VOL. I. - ASK ABOUT OUR "FREE SHIPPING"!!! THERE'S NO FREE SHIPPING, OTHERWISE WE WOULDN'T SAY TO ASK ABOUT IT!!!

You'll get THIS classic, "FLIP-FLOP MEDLEY":


...REMEMBER PARKING WITH YOUR DATE AND SNUGGLING UP TO THIS CHESTNUT, "PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY MANDATE":




...AH, THIS ONE BRINGS BACK MEMORIES, "WITHHOLD TAX PENALTY":



...I REMEMBER MANY AN EVENING LYING NEXT TO THE LAKE WITH MY GIRL, A GENTLE COOL BREEZE, LISTENING TO "ULTIMATE CONSERVATIVE PLAN/I LIKE MANDATES":



REMEMBER GOING ON A DATE IN YOUR GALAXIE 500 CONVERTIBLE WITH "VERY PLEASED WITH INDIVIDUAL MANDATE" BLASTING ON THE 8-TRACK: 




THIS WAS A REAL ROCKER: "NO MORE FREE RIDERS":




.....IF YOU ORDER NOW, WE'LL THROW IN "THE BENNETT/HATCH SHUFFLE":



...AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!! WE'LL THROW IN TWO NEWT FLIP-FLOPS:


...AND:




....SO YOU'LL GET ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR ONE LOW PRICE! AND ASK ABOUT FREE SHIPPING! BUT WE'RE STILL NOT DONE WITH ROMNEY YET, WE'RE THROWING IN, "ULTIMATE CONSERVATISM":





...AND A SPECIAL BONUS CD FEATURING OUR COMMANDER IN CHIA, BARACK "OBAMACARE" OBAMA!!! THIS ONE'S CALLED, "OBAMACARE, ROMNEYCARE, I DON'T CARE...IT'S THE SAME THING":










AND DON'T FORGET TO ASK ABOUT OUR FREE SHIPPING!!!!!!! REMEMBER: WE DON'T HAVE FREE SHIPPING, BUT DON'T FORGET TO ASK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!



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* thanks to PLUNGER for finding all these videos and for other contributions to this post




Is it Karl Rove and the GOP THEMSELVES, undermining Romney? So JEB BUSH can ride into the RNC on his white horse and save the day as the nominee from the ROYAL BUSH FAMILY, for the THIRD BUSH PRESIDENT? You can't get any closer to a ROYAL FAMILY & KINGS than that!!! Even Rachel Maddow takes notice and asks this question, after the Koch Brother's outrageous fundraiser for Romney in the Hamptons, where "the elites" drove up almost like caricatures with monocles and top hats in their Rolls Royces:

"Commoners" protest in the Hamptons



GOT TOTAL COMPLICIT MEDIA BLACKOUT OF ROVE'S ACTIVITIES? DID DAVID ROCKEFELLER ORDER THE BLACKOUT?

All those of the underclass should be chastised for their inability to obtain a small business loan or get a job. Meanwhile Tagg-of-the-lucky-sperm-club-Romney gets $10MM from friends and family to launch his new business.

See how the monied enrich their offspring, and their wealthy friend's offspring, enroute to future leverage, control and wealth for themselves and friends?

Compare the way this family functions to the Rockefellers, Bushs or any others that rule the system. What did Tagg Romney do to EARN $10MM? Would Meg have done these deals with just any "fledgling venture?" What else was she buying with her "investment?"

THIS is the world of political favoritism and crony capitalism, with Rove at it nexus.

Karl Rove Gave Secret Speech Outside Romney Donor Retreat

Romney & Son Investigated for 8 Billion Ponzi Scheme

REMEMBER, IF ROMNEY AND HIS SON WERE NOT SUBJECT TO BLACKMAIL FOR THEIR ROLE IN PAYING OFF THE INDICTED EXECUTIVES AT STANFORD, MITT WOULD NOT BE THE PRESUMPTIVE NOMINEE. THIS SOLOMERE/STANFORD STORY IS WHY HE CAN'T RELEASE HIS 2010 TAX RETURNS - AND HAS MONEY HIDDEN IN OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS. HE'S TIED BACK TO THE STANFORD SCANDAL, AND SPECIFICALLY, SOUGHT TO MAKE HIMSELF WHOLE WHEN THE SHIT HIT THE FAN.

THIS IS THE OTHER HALF OF THE THERMONUCLEAR WAR REPRESENTED BY THE REPUBLICANS EFFORT TO TAKE DOWN HOLDER/OBAMA FOR THEIR FAST & FURIOUS ILLEGALITIES.

THIS IS A MUTUAL BLACKMAIL SOCIETY - AND THE INSIDERS AT THE TOP KNOW PRECISELY WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED.

Ties to Romney ’08 Helped Fuel an Equity Firm

OF COURSE THIS ALL TIES BACK TO IRAN/CONTRA, GHW BUSH AND ISRAEL - AND ULTIMATELY 9/11 AND WHAT HAS FOLLOWED. SIB BECAME THE NEW BCCI (CIA BANK) WAS PART OF ROMNEY'S JOB TO RETRIEVE THE SHAMIR INVESTMENT PRIOR TO THE STANFORD COLLAPSE?

ISRAEL-FIRST LIBERTY-COVERUP-CRIMINAL JOHN MCCAIN SAYS:

John McCain says Mitt Romney’s planned visit to Israel is ‘important’

NOT A GOOD TIME TO GO TO LONDON FOR THE PLANNED FUNDRAISER, HOSTED BY BARCLAYS CRIMINAL BANKSTER DIAMOND? REALLY?

Barclays Executive Bob Diamond Also Resigning From Mitt Romney Fundraiser

IT'S ALL JUST ONE BIG FUCKING CRIME SYNDICATE - WITH TOTAL CONTROL OF MEDIA, REALITY AND THE WORLD...

Stanford International Bank became a new BCCI

What do Mitt Romney & Allen Stanford Have In Common?

What do Mitt Romney & Allen Stanford Have In Common?


OH LOOK, A BARCLAY'S CONNECTION TO DRUG RUNNING, THE CIA AND STANFORD IN THE CARIBBEAN!

Allen Stanford & ‘The Caribbean Two-Step’

SO WHO'S LAUNDERING ALL THE DEA'S DRUG MONEY IN THE AFTERMATH OF THE STANFORD TAKEDOWN?

WHERE DOES THE BANKING SCANDAL REALLY LEAD, AND WHO IS REALLY FREAKING OUT - AND WHY ARE WHISTLEBLOWERS SUDDENLY THE GREATEST THREAT ON EARTH TO ALLEGED "NATIONAL SECURITY" - WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE COUP LEADERS WHO HAVE OVERTHROWN HER.

INTERNET KILL SWITCH + MARTIAL LAW ARE THE ONLY SAFETY NET THEY HAVE LEFT, AS THE TRUTH IS HOT ON THEIR TRAIL.

ONE GIGANTIC CRIME SYNDICATE, AND JEB BUSH IS DIRTY TOO...

Stanford linked to CIA and drug money laundering. Bush Pioneer Goes Down in Drug Money Laundering Scandal

It seems the SEC "stood down" repeatedly for those in the Bush Family Circle.

Here's the CNN reminder that Jeb Bush is critical to defeating Obama in Florida

Jeb Bush's son tells CNN's Wolf Blitzer his father is not being vetted for VP



In lighter "news"..........



Conservative Ted Nugent's drummer (is HE conservative?) arrested for DUI (this is too funny, i can't hardly type it), assault, and FLEEING IN A STOLEN GOLF CART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAGG ROMNEY TWEETS: "MY DAD JUST PICKED UP A BIG ENDORSEMENT FROM TED NUGENT'S DRUMMER! COOL!"

Ted Nugent's drummer first tried to escape not on a golf cart, but on a JAZZY:





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