AND NOW FOR THE 3 STOOGES: ROMNEY/CAIN/PERRY
(LEGEND: Mitt "PONZI" Romney is MOE, Herman "999 SEXUAL HARASSMENT LAWSUITS" Cain is CURLY, and Rick "FOSTER BROOKS" Perry is LARRY. I batted around the idea of MITT PONZI aka MITT PONZARELLI aka THE PONZ, but went with the 3 stooges angle. Aaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!)
MOE'S PONZI SCHEME:
Oh Look! Romney's linked to a massive Ponzi Scene! Aaaaaaaaay! WHOOPS! There I go again with THE PONZ reference, when I said I'd stick to the 3 stooges angle and Cardboard Mitt is MOE!
Aaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thumbs up on the PONZI SCHEME from THE FONZ!!!!!!!!!!
Exclusive: Romney Family Investment Group Partnered With Alleged Perpetrators Of $8 Billion Ponzi Scheme
THE FIRST ROMNEY DENIAL:
Romney Denies Ties to Alleged Ponzi Scheme Outlined in Progressive Blog
Since Allen Stanford was likely just running a money laundering operation for the GHW/CIA's drug proceeds, perhaps Mitt assumed it was perfectly legitimate to bankroll ten of the guys who used to work there to start their own firm:
Stanford Financial exes, Romney son form new firm
"Solamere Advisors’ founders considered aligning with an existing firm, but concluded starting a new company was more compelling"
Translation:
They were un-hireable - poison. So Mitt and his son backed them.
NICE JUDGMENT!
Today's Must Read: "Romney Aide Trades on Political Ties"
Stanford was just the next BCCI - the CIA's Bank:
Bush's ambassador to eastern Caribbean protected Stanford operations
Covering Their Tracks: Firm Linked To Ponzi Scheme Erases Tagg Romney From Website
Mitt Romney's advisors are a "WHO'S WHO" of 9/11 inside jobbers like Dov Zakheim & Michael Chertoff!
I can have so much fun with this! TAGG Romney? TAGG??? Can you say TRIG PALIN? Sarah Palin is LUCY, btw.......
WAAAAAHHHH!!! The FAKE liberal media is picking on me!!!
TRIGG OR TAGG!
CURLEY'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT PROBLEMS:
LARRY'S FOSTER BROOKS IMITATION:
...or DRUNKO from the MARX BROTHERS...DRUNK WITH THE LORD!!!
SHEMP'S NOT "NEWSWORTHY"
NYTimes COMPLETELY leaves RON PAUL out of their GOP candidate analysis!!!
AP doesn't mention Ron Paul, either, EVEN THOUGH HE WON:
AP: "Among candidates on the ballot are Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, Jon Huntsman, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum." (where's the WINNER'S name, AP??? this is ON PURPOSE!)
NYTimes, the "paper of record", COMPLETELY OMITS RON PAUL from their GOP candidate analysis, as if he isn't even running!
Ron Paul Media Blackout Confirmed
Ron Paul Continues Straw Poll Success Despite Media Blackout
WE'RE NOT NEWSWORTHY! WE'RE NOT NEWSWORTHY! WE'RE NOT NEWSWORTHY!
The mainstream media finally published a picture of the ILLINOIS STRAW POLL, RON PAUL:
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