TAGG ROMNEY TWEETS: "HOW COOL IS IT THAT TED NUGENT ENDORSED MY DAD!!! What could possibly go wrong with having TED NUGENT the MOTOR CITY MADMAN in the TEAM ROMNEY MORMON CAMP? I MEAN BESIDES HIM RECENTLY BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE FBI FOR THREATENING THE PRESIDENT AND ALSO SAYING HE'S A 'BLACK JEW AT A NAZI-KLAN RALLY'. I THINK HE'S A CHRISTIAN!!!"
On the heels of the big endorsements from the gun-toting draft-dodging patriotic chickenhawk American hero, "Motor City Madman", media character, NRA spokesman, and former lousy 1970's guitarist TED NUGENT and his fellow motor city WHITE RAPPER madman KID ROCK endorsements:
...TWIGG PALIN...OOPS! I MEAN TAGG ROMNEY (TWIGG, TAGG, SORRY, GOT 'EM MIXED UP!) TWEETS: "MY DAD JUST PICKED UP AN ENDORSEMENT FROM POP STAR AND MOVIE STAR OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN FROM THE MUSICAL MOVIE 'GREASE'!!!!!!! I THINK SHE'S AGAINST BIRTH CONTROL AND FOR STATE MANDATED TRANS-VAGINAL ULTRASOUNDS! GROOVY!"
The above picture of Olivia Newton-John is from the film "GREASE" from the 1970's. She wouldn't agree to letting anyone take a present day picture of her, but barring any facelifts and botox treatments, here is an artist's pencil sketch rendering of what she might look like:
Tagg Romney on Twitter TWITS other recent HUGE Romney endorsements:
LARRY THE CABLE GUY
TAGG ROMNEY TWEETS: "POPS JUST PICKED UP AN ENDORSEMENT FROM 'LARRY THE CABLE GUY'! I THINK HE'S A COMEDIAN! DAD IS REALLY GONNA 'GIT-R-DONE'! GET IT?"
MARILYN MANSON
TAGG ROMNEY TWEETS: "WHEN I'M NOT LISTENING TO TED NUGENT OR KID ROCK OR PAT BOONE ON MY RECORD PLAYER, I'M MOST DEFINITELY LISTENING TO MARILYN MANSON RECORDS! AND GUESS WHAT? GROOVY TO THE MAX! MARILYN MANSON JUST ENDORSED MY DAD!!! WE HAVE ALL HIS VINYL ALBUMS! I THINK PAT BOONE ALSO ENDORSED POPS! OH BOY! MARILYN MANSON AND PAT BOONE, I WONDER WHO ALICE COOPER IS ENDORSING? AREN'T ALL THESE GUYS FROM IN OR AROUND DETROIT? WEIRD!!!"
ABE VIGODA
TAGG ROMNEY TWEETS: "CAT'S PAJAMAS! MY DAD JUST GOT ENDORSED BY ABE VIGODA, 1970'S STAR OF THE COMEDY SERIES 'FISH', 'BARNEY MILLER', AND 'WOJOHOWITZ'! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD! BUT HERE HE IS ENDORSING MY DAD LIKE ALL THE OTHER COOL POP STARS AND MOVIE STARS!"
(ABE VIGODA UPDATE TWEET FROM TAGG ROMNEY): "ABE VIGODA IS NOT DEAD. I JUST DOUBLE-CHECKED ON WIKIPEDIA. AND ANYWAYS HOW COULD HE ENDORSE POP IF HE WAS DEAD?")
(ABE VIGODA UPDATE TWEET II FROM TAGG ROMNEY): "ABE VIGODA MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN ON 'WOJOHOWITZ', DOUBLE-CHECKING, STAY TUNED!!!. I'M GOING INTO WIKIPEDIA! OH, AND NOT SURE IF HE'S ALIVE! I'LL CHECK THAT, TOO, WHILE I'M IN WIKIPEDIA!...I KNOW HE WAS ON 'FISH'. IF I DON'T TWEET ABOUT ABE VIGODA AGAIN, THAT MEANS HE WAS ON 'WOJOHOWITZ & HE'S NOT DEAD, COOL!!!")
DICK CLARK
TAGG ROMNEY TWEETS: "THERE'S SOME DEBATE AS TO WHETHER ABE VIGODA IS ALIVE OR DEAD (AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON RICH LITTLE). CHECK MY 'ABE VIGODA' LABEL ON TWITTER, IF YOU WANT TO CHIME IN ON THE ABE VIGODA ALIVE/DEAD DEBATE. BUT I KNOW FOR SURE THIS NEXT LEGEND IS DEFINITELY ALIVE AND ROCKIN'!!! LET'S SEE YOU TOP THIS ONE MR PRESIDENT: DAD JUST PICKED UP A HUGE ENDORSEMENT FROM NONE OTHER THAN POP STAR AND MOVIE STAR DICK CLARK FROM 'BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE'!!! HE'S THAT NEW YEARS EVE GUY, TOO! STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, OBAMA! 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1: HAPPY NEW ENDORSEMENT! COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
RICH LITTLE
TAGG ROMNEY TWEETS: "IF YOU THINK MY DAD'S A SQUARE, TAKE A LOOK AT WHO JUST ENDORSED HIM: COMEDIAN RICH LITTLE! POP IS A REAL HIPSTER WITH THIS ONE!"
TIM TEBOW
TAGG ROMNEY TWEETS: "MY DAD JUST KICKED A BIG HOME RUN THIS TIME: CHRISTIAN BALL STAR TIM TEBOW ENDORSED MY DAD!!! HE SCORES A LOT OF GOALS FOR GUESS WHO: THE YANKEES! I HEARD HE KNEELS TO GOD WHEN HE SCORES! COOL! HE SETS A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR THE OTHER BALL STARS!"
INTERVIEW WITH THE ROMNEY SONS:
MITT: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT -
Tough guy patriot Ted Nugent LITERALLY crapped his pants, when his draft number came up::
Crank this one up to 11: the immortal Terry Kath on the lead guitar WAH WAH -
(AGAIN: AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE PLEASE)
Ummm...methinks TERRY KATH is a little better than Ted Nugent:
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