Rush Limbaugh Has Another Obvious Fake Caller, A 12-Year-Old Girl, During School Hours And Love His "History" Books

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." ~ Sinclair Lewis

Which part of this don't you believe:

A 12-year-old girl called Rush Limbaugh during school hours and says she loves his "history" books.

Here's the parts no one can possibly believe:

1. A 12-year-old listens to Rush Limbaugh.
2. A girl listens to Rush Limbaugh.
3. A 12-year-old girl listens to Rush Limbaugh.
4. A 12-year-old girl listens to Rush Limbaugh even though he's on during school.
5. A 12-year-old girl calls Rush Limbaugh during school hours when cell phones aren't allowed and you're on hold for hours.
6. A girl calls Rush Limbaugh during school hours.
7. Any child would call a talk radio show during school hours.
8. A girl loves Rush Limbaugh's "history" books "The Adventures Of Rush Revere".
9. Any child reads "The Adventures Of Rush Revere".
10. "The Adventures Of Rush Revere" contains any accurate history.
11. Any parents would actually buy "The Adventures Of Rush Revere" for their child (they should be jailed for torturing a child).
12. A 12-year-old girl LOVES "The Adventures Of Rush Revere"
13. Rush Limbaugh wrote this "book"
14. Rush Limbaugh rode a horse as "Rush Revere" and didn't break the horse's legs due to his weight

Here is the actual transcript, "CALLER" is supposed to be a 12-year-old girl calling his show during school hours):

12-Year-Old: Rush Revere Helps Me in Class

October 17, 2014

BEGIN TRANSCRIPT (my comments are in RED):

RUSH: We have a 12-year-old on the phone named Madison from Oklahoma City calling about the Adventures of Rush Revere series. Hey, Madison, I'm glad that you got through today. How are you? (it takes HOURS to get through, my friend has called as an experiment and has waited HOURS and NEVER gotten through, EVER...so this 12-year-old girl, during school hours where cell phones aren't allowed, waited - where? btw - for HOURS and got on the Rush Limbaugh Show. If this was NOT a fake caller, a normal host would say, "HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON MY SHOW DURING SCHOOL? DOES THE SCHOOL AND YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU'RE DOING THIS? WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SCHOOL SO I CAN REPORT THEM FOR NOT KNOWING WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?")

CALLER: Good. How are you, Mr. Limbaugh?

RUSH: I'm just dandy now that you've called. You've put me in a good mood here, Madison, thank you. (12 year old girls calling my show during school get me DANDY & in a good mood)

CALLER: You're welcome.

RUSH: So what can I do for you? What's shaking? (hey little 12-year-old girl, WHAT'S SHAKIN'!!!!!)

CALLER: Well, I wanted to call and give my feedback (a 12-year-old girl says "give my feedback"???) on the Rush Revere series (a 12-year-old girl says "the Rush Revere series"???). I think it's a great book. With me being in seventh grade ("with me being in seventh grade" - make sure you tell the audience that!!!) it helps me with my history when I have to remember for a test or something.

RUSH: That's awesome. It's actually helping you in class. Well, there's a reason for that, Madison. It's because the books are loyal to the truth. (excuse me while I BARF, if this whole thing were true, she'd be FAILING history if she learns it from Rush Limbaugh. Unless one of the questions is: HOW MANY OF THE LEGS DID FAT-ASS RUSH REVERE BREAK ON HIS HORSE? )

CALLER: Yeah. But my parents have, on my dad's iPad they have the first two books and pre-ordered the third one. (this little 12-year-old girl doesn't want to watch cartoons or manga or anything else little girls do, she gets her dad to download "The Rush Revere Series" for her, we all know 12-year-old girls who do that!)

RUSH: Oh, really, you're reading them on an iPad?

CALLER: Yeah. (yeah, my DAD's iPad, weren't you listening? I steal HIS iPad and read "The Rush Revere Series, you dope, weren't you listening???)

RUSH: And you've already pre-ordered the third one? Well, that's just wonderful. Let's see. You're 12 years old , so you're right there in the target age-group. And people like you, Madison, are exactly why we're doing these books. But I bet your parents, your family pretty much, you have a lot of respect for America already, right? You love the country? (what a perfect call! the target age group of 12 years old, and she called the Rush Limbaugh Show during school hours! wow! I bet she's going to get TAZED & THROWN IN JAIL by school officials, they are super-strict about disappearing for hours during school! and wait until her PARENTS find out she's been ON HOLD for hours somewhere secretly in school waiting to get on the Rush Limbaugh Show! she's going to get GROUNDED after the school officials taze & jail her!)

CALLER: Yes. Whenever we read the books, at the end my mom always goes on the Internet, on the website, to get Liberty's answers and quizzes on the book to see if I was paying attention. (this is a FAKE MARKETING call which is really only to SELL RUSH's BOOKS, so make sure you explain the DETAILS of getting on the website & the "Liberty" answers & quizzes for the STUPID LISTENERS who might buy "The Rush Revere" series!!!)

RUSH: (laughing) And you always are, right? (HARDEE HAR HAR!!!)

CALLER: Right.

RUSH: You are. Well, the new book is gonna be out October 28th. (now the REAL marketing starts!!! the new book is gonna be out October 28th!!! get rid of that FAKE CALLER RIGHT NOW while I put the finishing touches on my pitch!!!) You'll get it. If it runs for you the way it does for me, it will be like 11:30 or close to midnight on October 27th that you'll get an alert from the iTunes bookstore saying that the book is available for download. (yes: the last few sentences were totally IMPROMPTU, like when he said the day, date, exact time, iTunes, etc...TOTALLY UNREHEARSED!!!) And, Madison, let me tell you something. This one, I'm not ashamed to say, we're so excited about this one. I mean, it's really good. They're all good, but you try to make each one better, and as you get more experience doing them, you hope they do get better. (this one's REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!! you better get your parents to DOWNLOAD IT for you!!! tell them not to forget to have their CREDIT CARD out!!!)

But this, we've combined things. We've combined actual history with a modern-day story (starring Rush Limbaugh?) relevant to the US military (possibly the US military is involved in this BULLSHIT? I should've known!!! they pump his channel into all the bases! I actually feel like getting this book so I could laugh my ass off.) , to whom the book is dictated. And we can't wait for people to see it. We can't wait for people to read it because we have high hopes that it's gonna provide a lot of comfort to military families (if you don't buy my book...YOU HATE THE MILITARY & AMERICA & LOVE THE TERRORISTS!!!). Rush Revere and the American Revolution. Madison (her name just "HAPPENS" to be the name of one of our first presidents, James Madison, did you notice? they were originally going to call the fake caller "JEFFERSON" but that would alienate Rush's listeners because his listeners are all older white males and they might think someone named "JEFFERSON" was black), thanks. Hang on, Mr. Snerdley needs to get an address from you, if you don't mind. (don't worry, there's no address for a FAKE CALLER)

END TRANSCRIPT

It gets better folks: Limbaugh is pimping TWO products at the same time: his character in the "Rush Revere" "history" series is his character on "TWO IF BY TEA" that he ALSO pimps on his show:

"The illustrated history book, which is already listed for pre-sale on Amazon and will be available in October, stars “Rush Revere,” the Limbaugh-like cartoon character from his beverage line Two if by Tea, and may be developed into a larger series." ~ Fox "news" "book" "review".

So let's recap: "RUSH REVERE" is a character in his "history" children's books AND the cartoon spokesperson for his "TWO IF BY TEA" drinks!!!!!!!!!

So if you're STUPID enough to buy your kids a "history" book by Rush Limbaugh, it's really A MARKETING SCHEME TO SELL HIS "TWO IF BY TEA" PRODUCTS!!!!!!!!!

Probably, "Rush Revere" says he stopped while riding his horse, and because he was so thirsty, he cracked open an ice cold "Two If By Tea"!

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Some other Limbaugh FAKE CALLERS:

Rush Limbaugh FAKE CALLERS: punk rocker "DANGER"

21-Year-Old Woman "Conservative Atheist" Happens To Call Rush Limbaugh While He's Defending Mitt Romney's "Faith" Speech

HI, RUSH, I'M A BLACK GUY, AND I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY (fake callers who are non-white identify themselves on Rush Limbaugh by saying, "I'm a black man", etc...btw, how on a RADIO SHOW do they have a picture of the black guy calling?):





Bill Hicks comedy skit about Rush Limbaugh:





DON'T FORGET TO BUY MY NEXT BOOK LITTLE GIRL AND BUY SOME OF MY "TWO IF BY TEA" BOTTLED TEA SO YOU CAN BE LIKE "RUSH REVERE" IN MY BOOK:

I have NEVER seen anyone with a bottle of "Two If By Tea". You have to be an IDIOT if you buy it and a BIGGER IDIOT to be SEEN with it:

I Don't Believe The Eric Frein "Diary" Story

You would have to have blind faith in government, like a religion, to believe the stories in the "news" that "officials" are telling us about Eric Frein.

The latest is: they found a "diary" in which he virtually gave a play-by-play confession. Eric Frein, they tell us, shot two cops, killing one of them, and he has been hiding from the police for almost a month.

'I shot him and he went quiet and still': Chilling diary of Poconos cop killer details his sniper attack on state police barracks

NOW...don't forget one of the earlier stories they told us: they found Eric Frein's "soiled diapers". I instantly said I did not believe that. Guess what? They very quietly retracted that one. The reason I didn't believe that is I said that they always try to discredit someone like that with an embarrassing story. I cited that with Osama Bin Laden, they said they found "porn". I cited that the CIA admitted that they were going to make up a story that Saddam Hussein was GAY:

Crazy: Some in CIA wanted to create fake Saddam Hussein sex video, report asserts

In the two weeks since Navy SEALs killed Osama Bin Laden, U.S. officials have waged a curious campaign to belittle him.

It is a PROVEN tactic for "officials" to belittle, ridicule, and threaten someone they're after. I don't know if you realized that. That is why I instantly said the Eric Frein "diaper" story was false. And I was right. And I knew I was right without "officials" admitting it. I don't need "officials" to admit they're lying when I KNOW they're lying.

This "diary" story is so ridiculous that I am not alone on this one. On the internet I am surprised to see so many people do not believe the "diary" story. DIARY/DIAPER.

I have seen ONLY comments NOT believing the "diary" story, and actually laughing at the story. Some comments I remember are "it sounds like something a 3rd grader would make up", "it's like the plot of a bad 'B' movie".

I also predicted they'd FIND a "diary". Actually, I said they'd find a "MANIFESTO", but close enough. I've written here for YEARS that another tactic "officials" lie about is they always find a "MANIFESTO". And I was right about that, too.

This is paraphrased, but basically he wrote: I SHOT TWO COPS...I GOT IN MY JEEP "AND DID A K-TURN" WHEN I SAW A POLICE ROADBLOCK, I RESCUED MY GUNS FROM THE SINKING JEEP JUST SO I COULD LEAVE THEM AGAINST A TREE FOR POLICE TO FIND, I MADE A CAMPSITE WITH A FIRE AND THEY STILL CAN'T GET ME, I'M IN THE WOODS BUT SHIT IN A DIAPER FOR NO REASON AND KEEP LEAVING BEHIND CIGARETTE PACKS FOR NO REASON, BLAH BLAH BLAH, I JUST CAN'T STOP CONFESSING.....AND I THINK I'LL LEAVE MY DIARY FOR POLICE TO FIND A FULL PLAY-BY-PLAY CONFESSION".

Do you believe that? I don't. You know why? Because people in the government LIE. They LIE all the time. They LIED about the "DIAPER". What exactly are they LYING for at all? That's very suspicious to me.

Also, they keep saying they "spotted him". I don't believe that. They are spotting him on multiple occasions with hundreds of police...AND CAN'T GET HIM? Do YOU believe they keep spotting him? And can't get him? And he has CAMPSITES?

Maybe they're LYING about the pipe bomb they found. Maybe they're LYING about EVERYTHING. Who knows? Why would you ever believe a word they say? Only a MORON would unquestioningly blindly believe know LIARS (the government and all their associates, including the media). Two things we're expected to blindly believe without questioning nonsensical stories by them: religion & government/media.

I know one thing: government workers LIE. We all know that. Police LIE. They already ADMITTED they LIED about the "diaper". Did they LIE about the Serbian cigarette pack? That also seemed non-believable. It's not believable that a guy who's leaving cigarette packs, drove a Jeep into water, kept and then left a "diary" while on the run, is continually spotted, left his guns somewhere, somehow had a pipe bomb (the more I think about that one, I'm SURE they're LYING about the pipe bomb!).

This story is ridiculous. And it's getting MORE RIDICULOUS by the day. It's like any other ridiculous story told to us by the "news" and "officials".

Why does ANYONE believe this story? Why does everyone always say, my whole life, politicians and government workers and the news are a bunch of LIARS...THEN, when those same people are being LIED TO IN REAL TIME, THEY BELIEVE THEM??? Maybe less people than the LIARS think, believe this story.

Here's what they think we'll believe: Eric Frein shot 2 cops, got his Jeep stuck/submerged in water, and is on the run for almost a month eluding hundreds of police/SWAT teams/FEDS/you name it. He has to be having difficulty even finding food.

BUT.......he was keeping a "diary" that maybe was levitating above water in his submerged Jeep, and he thought he better rescue his guns......AND HIS DIARY before they go under!!! He wouldn't want the cops NOT having a full play-by-play confession! Instead of finding food, keeping his only weapons, and hiding.........he's making campfires, writing diaries, leaving diapers & cigarette packs! Do you REALLY believe that? Come on!


And I'm sick of seeing NYPOST-like headlines in my local "news"paper everyday in giant letters, like "DEAR DIARY" when they found the "diary" (which I don't believe they found).

Here's a famous German journalist whistleblowing that the CIA and BILLIONAIRES paid him and western "mainstream media" to LIE. He says he now fears for his life. I've been telling you this for YEARS on this blog:





As I said in my post below, I have never in my life seen the U.S. public hate police as much as they do right now, and seemingly be rooting for the "bad guys" (formerly the bad guys?). Message to police:  if you don't like that, stop acting the way you are. You can't fool all of the people all of the time, and people are beginning to see, especially with the proliferation of cameras and the internet, exactly how cops act whereas they formerly could not. The public had to take cops at their word, and now they are finding out their word was LYING because there weren't so many citizens armed with cameras. NO WONDER cops freak out when they see citizens with cameras:

While the "MANHUNT" For Eric Frein Is Going On, How Many Citizens Have The Cops Murdered?

Police Cruiser Smashes Stopped Car During Eric Frein ‘Manhunt’, Media Blackout

Ever notice COPS will shoot someone and they're lying DEAD, and they KNOW the guy's dead, and they still yell, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, or PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK, or HE'S LUNGING AT ME???

Watch at around 50 seconds into this video of a cop shooting an unarmed man about a dozen times, then when he's on the ground DEAD, and the cop KNOWS he's dead, he still yells: ON THE GROUND, NOW!!!!!!!



Now watch this South Park video, were they onto something?

Sweden Just Recognized Palestine, So Will There Be A Mossad "Lone Nut Gunman" False Flag Soon In Sweden?

Sweden just became the first major European country that is going to recognize the state of Palestine:

Huffington Post: Sweden To Recognize State Of Palestine

Let me refresh your memory on what happened the last time a Scandinavian country began getting vocal about being pro-Palestinian:

CAMP IN NORWAY WHERE SHOOTING OCCURRED HAD JUST CONCLUDED PRO-PALESTINIAN RALLY THE DAY BEFORE

Massacre In Norway: Mossad Strikes Again Under ‘Lone Gunman’ Cover

BIG DAN'S BIG BLOG July 23, 2011 - The Norway "terror" attack: another FALSE FLAG? Analyzing a current "terror" story in the "news".

Now we all know we never see any news coming out of Sweden of mass shootings, bombings, etc...

So, keep your eyes open and be vigilant for "news" in the near future if suddenly out of nowhere in Sweden there is a "LONE NUT GUNMAN" mass shooting like in Norway, a BOMBING of some type in a country that hasn't had a bombing, or some other type of FALSE FLAG TERRORISM brought to you by the Israeli Mossad.

Keep an eye on Sweden for a while.


UPDATE I: IT BEGINS!!!!!!!!

Israel to summon Swedish envoy following new PM Stefan Loven's declaration of intent to recognize Palestine; Lieberman calls Loven's remakrs proof he has not internalized that it's the Palestinians who are presenting obstacles, not Israel.


Breaking..........

UK MPs pass motion to recognize Palestine as a state