Tuesday, January 26, 2016


Trump Asks Sarah Palin To Reconsider Endorsing Him, And Please Endorse Ted Cruz Instead

(Riffing off my satirical 2008 Obama-Kerry endorsement post)


This is an open letter PLEA for you to please switch your endorsement to Ted Cruz.

Dear Sarah, they finally found a way to have my poll numbers drop: having YOU endorse me. I don't know who on my staff thought it was a good idea for me to stand next to you while you babbled a BIZARRE, INCOHERENT "endorsement" of me, but when I find out who they are, they are FIRED!!! I think it was an inside job, because anyone doing any kind of due diligence could google how NUTTY you and your family are. Your daughter preaches abstinence, yet had two kids out of wedlock. And your son was just arrested for beating his girlfriend . I did not know this because I am above researching anything, I pay people a lot of money to do that for me. I thought I could trust my campaign staff, that is why I stood beside you with a dazed look on my face as your incoherent "endorsement" unfolded. That is the look of slowly realizing how SCREWED I was.

Looking back, the only way I could've saved my campaign would've been to grab the microphone off you and said, "GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE YOU IDIOT!!!". But as it turned out, I did the worst thing possible: I stood next to you and pretended it wasn't happening and occasionally smiled and pretended I knew what you were saying, but in reality you were giving me a good SCHLONGING. This whole thing destroyed my authoritative image, so I had to change the headlines asap by saying that even if I shot someone, my poll numbers wouldn't go down. Originally, I said "I SHOULD'VE SHOT SARAH PALIN", but my new campaign staffers said it was a better idea to say I would shoot "someone".

Thanks in advance for switching your endorsement from me to Ted Cruz.

yours truly,

Donald Trump

So, Uh, Here’s The Full Text Of Sarah Palin’s Bizarre Trump Speech. A manifesto for Donald J. Trump..

12 Things Sarah Palin Just Said, In What We Can Only Assume Is Real Life. We keep pinching ourselves and it's not working..

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

San Bernardino & Planned Parenthood: Rightwingers & Muslims Need To Band Together Against FALSE FLAGS

Below: the two most widely disseminated pictures of the woman "shooter" in the San Bernardino FALSE FLAG: Tashfeen Malik. Her and her husband Syed Farook we are told are the San Bernardino "shooters". But why does the one on the left look like a CROOKED FACE PHOTO-SHOPPED OVER A BURKA and why does the one on the right look like a PORTRAIT or DRAWING rather than a photo? Aren't there any photos of her they could put in the mainstream media? I mean, besides the crooked photo-shop looking one? The face looks like it's FLOATING CROOKED in front of the HIJAB!!!

Do these look "odd" to you:

Who is this a picture of below? Some say it's Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik and some say it's his brother of the same name and his wife that were mistaken for them. I even found in a post somewhere that his FATHER's name is also Syed Farook!  The picture below BETTER be his brother and his wife, because it certainly doesn't look like the strange "pictures" above of Malik:

And who are THESE two:

All of those picture above are in articles claiming they are Syed Farook and his wife Tashfeen Malik. And why are these the only pictures I could find on the internet having to do with this? Are you telling me the mainstream media, family, friends, etc...cannot furnish ANY clear PHOTOS (not bizarre drawings/photoshops) of Tashfeen Malik? Or clarify who these other people are? In this day and age when everyone has a cellphone and takes pictures of everything? What's going on here???

The mainstream media will NEVER question the "official story" of a mass shooting, even when the first question should always be: WAS IT A FALSE FLAG BY THE GOVERNMENT? No matter how many questions there are about the "official story" that people have, they will NEVER ask or explore them. In fact, they will go out of the way to push the "official story" and ignore or ridicule those asking questions about the "official story". The mainstream media's job is to push the "official story". They are controlled by the government. It does not matter which party is in power, which implies there is really no difference between the parties.

Did you notice there are two distinct types of FALSE FLAGS by the government? Rightwing FALSE FLAGS in which the shooter is a rightwinger in order to push gun control in America, and Muslim FALSE FLAGS in which the shooter is a Muslim in order to push the "war on terror" and feed the military industrial complex and keep the endless wars going.

When they do a rightwinger FALSE FLAG and a Muslim FALSE FLAG right in a row, you know they're desperate. This past week or two, the government pulled off a rightwinger FALSE FLAG shooting of a Planned Parenthood, followed up quickly by the FALSE FLAG of a Muslim couple shooting in San Bernardino.

Somehow, the people perpetrating these dueling rightwinger & Muslim FALSE FLAGS have gotten rightwingers to hate Muslims...when in reality, they need to be on the same side exposing these government FALSE FLAGS perpetrated on both of them. That is genius by the perpetrators getting rightwingers and Muslims to hate each other so they wouldn't band together against them. That makes them the perfect targets.

The first question that should be asked about a "mass shooting" is: WAS IT A FALSE FLAG? This question is off-limits to ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, FOX, PBS, NYTIMES, Washington Post, Limbaugh, Hannity, Savage, Levin, etc...every major corporate mass media entity. OFF LIMITS!!! You cannot question their "official story" they are telling, no matter how many things make zero sense and no matter if the "official story" has zero evidence proving their assertions. You must BLINDLY BELIEVE the mainstream media's "official story" like a religion.

And when they're really REALLY REALLY desperate, they will do an additional storyline pusing WOMEN TERRORISTS. Did you ever notice that? In the San Bernardino "shooting", they are saying the WOMAN was the main "terrorist". Does this ring a bell with any of you, the sub-storyline of WOMEN TERRORISTS? That's because they want you to think ANYONE, even a WOMAN, can be a terrorist. Be afraid of everyone!

The elites do these FALSE FLAGS to control their populations with FEAR so they can keep endless wars going and take away citizens' liberties with laws from the government they control and keep the money flowing to them. RULE BY FEAR against a BOOGEYMAN they create with FALSE FLAGS. Rightwingers & Muslims are the BOOGEYMEN. And the elites are genius enough to get rightwingers to hate Muslims when they should be joining together against them.

When you stop blindly believing and not questioning the "official story" narrative of the mainstream media, all of these "mass shootings" easily fall apart.

OH!!! Witnesses say the "shooters" in San Bernardino were THREE WHITE GUYS:

Eyewitnesses Describe Terrorist Shooters As “White”

Eyewitness to terror attack: ‘Three tall white men did it’

Yikes! United Nations, U.S. Federal Govt, & Canadian Govt reading About The "Three Tall Athletic White Men In Military Attire" Who Shot Up San Bernardino

Multiple video evidence of San Bernardino false flag attack: .01% plan for multiple false flags to ‘justify’ martial law, arrest ‘truthers’??? hat tips: all the activists making and communicating the following videos!

Do YOU think this is how a daughter would act the next day after her mother was slaughtered by ISIS terrorists in San Bernardino? Or is this how someone would act if it was a FALSE FLAG/HOAX?


Now, a third prominent eye-witness, Chirs Nwadike, has stepped up to challenge the mainstream narrative. He recently told reporters he received a phone call from an unknown person around 7 p.m., on the evening of the shooting, who told him that he must say that Sayd Farook was the shooter.

You read that right, he says that he was called and told to change his story and say that Farook carried out the attacks with his wife, even though that is very different than what he witnessed.

UPDATE: Third Eyewitness To San Bernardino Shooting Says It Wasn’t ‘Terror Couple’ Who Carried Out Attack

'Craft Intl mercenaries carried out San Bernardino shooting'

San Bernardino Shooting – Inconvenient Details Glossed Over by Corporate Press

LIVE UPDATES: San Bernardino: Evidence of Drill, Staging, Possible FBI Informant

Numerous news organizations were allowed to rummage through the apartment of the San Bernardino shooters even though the home may still be an active crime scene.

San Bernardino "shooters" attorneys: THINGS DON'T ADD UP -

San Bernadino shooting story shot full of holes by patsies’ attorney. Ten questions THEY don't want you to ask


Huge wave of false flags to follow Paris, San Bernadino. We must expose and prosecute them NOW, or drown in blood


Remember this ridiculous story from the Bush "war on terror" era? This is THE story that made me realize the FALSE FLAG propaganda:

February 4, 2008 - Does Anyone Believe This Bullshit Anymore? "IRAQI WOMEN SUICIDE BOMBERS WITH DOWNS SYNDROME"

Operation Mockingbird, CIA Media Control Program

Operation Gladio

Operation Gladio/B

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Analyzing The Paris FALSE FLAG...YES, It Was Another FALSE FLAG...of course

Below: picture of Bataclan in Paris where suicide bombers exploded. Really???

The point of this post is to acknowledge that people around the world are waking up to the fact that governments do FALSE FLAGS and blame Muslims to keep the "war on terror" going and to strip liberties from citizens in their countries in the name of keeping them safe from the Muslim terrorist FALSE FLAGS they're doing. There is NO WAY at this point in 2015 that the U.S. and Israel and Britain and all the advanced countries like France DO NOT KNOW "TERRORISTS" ARE DOING THIS AHEAD OF TIME WITH ALL THE NSA SPYING, SATELLITES, ETC...ETC... Therefore, these countries are doing the FALSE FLAGS and blaming Muslims. There is NO WAY rag-tag cavemen Muslims are continually outsmarting these countries in 2015. The mainstream media does not allow the most important first question: WAS IT A FALSE FLAG? The place to ask this question and get answers is THE INTERNET, which is the place that the mainstream media and their controllers fear the most. Just the fact that the mainstream media NEVER asks the question WAS IT A FALSE FLAG? implicates them as being complicit in the FALSE FLAGS. And one of their jobs is to RIDICULE those asking this important question.

Let's begin here: The first question in any "terror attack" should be a question that is NOT ALLOWED BY THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA & GOVERNMENTS: WAS IT A FALSE FLAG.......read this great article below:

The First Question to Ask After Any Terror Attack: Was It a False Flag? Presidents, Prime Ministers, Congressmen, Generals, Spooks, Soldiers and Police ADMIT to False Flag Terror. In the following instances, officials in the government which carried out the attack (or seriously proposed an attack) admit to it, either orally, in writing, or through photographs or videos.

Political author Gearoid O Colmain discusses the Paris attacks with RT International

The WEST created ISIS and the terror acts are orchestrated by the WEST:

Marine Ken O'Keefe: SAME THING: the WEST created ISIS and are orchestrating the "terror attacks":

Here's the criminal terrorist mainstream media promoting the FALSE FLAGS blamed on Muslims:

French false flag? .01%: ‘We’re an empire, and create our own reality. While you’re studying, we’ll act again. We’re history’s actors, and all of you will be left to just study what we do.’

Paris crisis (cr-ISIS) actors ‘duping delight,’ same actors at different false flags; had enough to demand arrests or need more duping?’

Bataclan was Jewish-owned for decades, but was (conveniently?) sold on 911-SEPTEMBER 11th!!! Is that FOREKNOWLEDGE of the "terror attack"?

Jewish owners recently sold Paris’s Bataclan theater, where IS killed dozens

Breaking Bullcrap - Episode 1: ISIS Islamic State Worldwide Deception Exposed (Redsilverj)

And here's what started it all: THE 911 FALSE FLAG - Google "911 five dancing Israelis".Five Israeli's were caught on 911 filming the first plane that hit the Twin Towers, which means they had FOREKNOWLEDGE. THESE were the people celebrating on 911, not Palestinians like Donald Trump said:

FOX did a 4-part series below about the biggest spy ring ever busted and it was on 911:

Below: so this guy was through a terrorist explosion...and his hair is perfectly styled and he's on a cell phone looking into the camera. Really???